So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
this is perfect
11:38 pm • 20 May 2013 • 183,897 notes
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via stayclassynottrashy)
11:33 pm • 20 May 2013 • 250,457 notes
pharrell has a portrait of himself hidden in his attic that is aging at the rate he would be aging
like dorian gray???
11:17 pm • 20 May 2013 • 434 notes
i love the camp rock movies in a completely embarrassing unironic way
11:06 pm • 20 May 2013 • 5 notes
Are we special or just weird?: My takeaway from The Office and its final season is something I’m...
My takeaway from The Office and its final season is something I’m going to try to remember every day for the rest of my natural life and I think it’s really cool that a televised situation comedy that saw a visible dip in its consistency during its latter years can do that for me
10:28 pm • 20 May 2013 • 575 notes